Expelled Star gives up on modern living
Today, Ben Stein announced he was giving up his lifestyle as an actor and economist as he w\as about to go back to nature.
The star of Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, announced that due to the reliance on evil science in the modern world, he was going to return to nature in order to avoid the comforting evil brought on by modern Godless, science.
The star explained that this derived from a comment he once made, in which he stated that:
"Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place, and science leads you to killing people."
Someone, he said, pointed out that all modern technology was brought on by science. He then decided that this meant he must renounce technology and live in the woods like the animals. He then proceeded to tear his clothes off and run stark naked into the woods behind the press conference centre.
Several hours later, Mr Stein, was escorted into an ambulance and treated for hypothermia. Police are also cautioning him for public nudity.
The star of Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, announced that due to the reliance on evil science in the modern world, he was going to return to nature in order to avoid the comforting evil brought on by modern Godless, science.
The star explained that this derived from a comment he once made, in which he stated that:
"Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place, and science leads you to killing people."
Someone, he said, pointed out that all modern technology was brought on by science. He then decided that this meant he must renounce technology and live in the woods like the animals. He then proceeded to tear his clothes off and run stark naked into the woods behind the press conference centre.
Several hours later, Mr Stein, was escorted into an ambulance and treated for hypothermia. Police are also cautioning him for public nudity.
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